FOG

Welcome to the FOG Website!

FOG is an international gaming clan playing different games on different platforms. Feel free to explore our site to find out more about our history, members, games we play, and what it takes to become a FOG Member!

History

The tale of FOG's inception is long and storied. An unlikely cast of characters assembled in Spring of 2012 on the battlefields of World War in the now defunct clan FRM (Force Recon Marines). Quickly tiring of ineffective and frequently absent leadership, it was decided to strike out on our own, and soon afterward, the FOG rolled in. Determined to remain a small, but highly skilled group of keyboard warriors, FOG first made its mark in the Tap4Fun classic King's Empire on World's 17 and 29. FOG remains the 2nd highest ranked clan on 17 as of press time, but the Founders began looking for new worlds to conquer. Brief stints on Kingdoms of Camelot, Clash of Clans, and the Call of Duty franchise on Playstation 3, FOG landed back on its feet in Global Threat, another Tap4Fun offering, where the carnage resumed on Alpha server and reached new heights on X-Ray server where FOG continues to reside. FOG is committed to its elite brand of gaming and dominating whatever worlds the future may hold. Fear the FOG!

Founders

B

Benton is far and away the oldest and crustiest member of FOG. His determination and leadership no doubt stem from his fear of imminent death due to advanced age. FOG's true genesis can be traced to the mind of Benton as he is the creator of the "In the beginning" Palringo room, which was where FOG came to fruition in April 2012. As the defacto father of FOG, Benton will remain royalty here well into senility, which much to his chargrin, is probably already in progress. Benton met Seek and Poolie while joining the "Force Recon Marine (FRM)" clan in World War sometime in February 2012. He met Smiffy during the second stint in FRM.

Sèék

Seek Seek joined "Force Recon Marines" in late 2011 after a brief flirtation with Smiffy who was a member of TRG at the time. Eventually Seek convinced Smiffy to join him in FRM, which was a failure due to Smiffy’s lack of appreciating authority. A few months later, Smiffy joined again after which FRM folded. By some accounts there was a Palringo room feud between rival clans “Hell Hounds” and FRM that busted up the clan, however conventional wisdom did not know the nature of the relationship between Seek and Smiffy. When those two became members of the same clan, the gravity of their combined evil nature ripped an asshole in the space-time continuum. The combined efforts of science and technology could not save cyberspace from the series of events that followed. The world governments can only put dirt on top of the trail of destruction that resulted, but every mind touched knows it exists.

PoolShark

PoolShark As an avid spreadsheeper, our beloved Poolie has been our prime information organizer. He has applied his fuzzy white logic to every single game we have played until he understood it so well it bored him. At this point he would generally take a hiatus to snuggle with a farm animal or two. Once we realized he wasn’t coming back we’d find a new game for him to rip apart in gruesome detail. He is a delightful combination of Hannibal Lecter, Dwight Schrute, and Professor Klump, and we have recently discovered there to be a spattering of Ed Helms blood on top of this concoction. We do our best to not ask questions. We know the wheels are turning when the Coors start flowing, which is nearly a daily occurrence. When the time comes to take things to the next level, be it war, organization, or beastiality, Pools is identified as the man for the job.

Joining FRM with Seek and Benton in March 2012, Poolie began his career of clan destruction before he was even aware it was happening. FOG peer pressure led Poolie to seek a life of debauchery and masochism, in which he has excelled beyond wildest expectations.

Smiffy

Smiffy It was a cold day in November, 2011 when this asshole had the nerve to show up in the FRM palringo recruit room, dawning the name "Smiffy Pooh", where he met Seek. Seek's first thought was "who the fuck is this homo?". Instead of giving him an immediate size 14 boot, Seek decided to let him go through the screening process thinking it would be a good laugh at the very least. It turns out this was a good decision and he became a member of FRM which folded shortly after and the two parted ways. They would reunite a few months later, and with the help of Benton and Poolshark, FOG was born. Smiffys relentless farming and attacking of other players, along with good old fashioned verbal assaults coupled together perfectly with Seeks reckless abandonment style of game play are a big part in what defines FOG today. The gaming world has not been the same since Smiffy entered it, and he truly brings new meaning to the term "asshole".

Member Bios

Leadership Council:

Seek - For a full bio, please reference the founders page. All you really need to know about Seek is that he's an asshole. I think he's like 38 or something. You may see him carrying a bag of what looks like flesh colored clubs in a golf bag. Those aren't clubs, but he is serious about having the proper tool for the job. Sometimes you're the job, and sometimes he's the tool...
Benton - Seasoned... Experienced... Veteran... These are all nice ways to call someone old, and Benton is Fuckin' OLD. Please refer to the Founders section for a more detailed bio.
PoolShark - What can you say about Poolie, that hasn't already been said about area sheep? As the phrase coined by Rey insinuates, it is widely known he is a sheepspreader. Please refer to the Founders section for a more detailed bio, if you're into sheep too.
Smiffy - If Smiffy came to your door, and told you the apocalypse was tomorrow, you would look forward to the apocalypse as a brief respite from Smiffy. Please refer to the Founders section for a more detailed bio. Smiffy went away for a while in 2015, then randomly showed back up in December 2016. We can only assume he was participating in Bernie Sanders rallies.
SciroccoMan/Shy/Shyrock - Shy is covered from head to toe with scars from the accident at the dildo plant. Also he's short. Also he's here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, but this pack of bubblegum will NEVER END.
Skippy - Skippy needs no introduction. He's got a pouch in the front for holding things, and he got the shit kicked out of him while he was harassing a dog one time. He has a dog's head and a rabbit's legs, but the tail of velociraptor that grew fur. Seek knows what he keeps in the pouch, but he's not talking.
Silver/Rhino/TheTeacher/Noob/DigitalRaper - That thing you heard go bump in the night? No it's not Silver. It was the dead carcass of the monster you fear most hitting the ground after Silver bit it's head off. Now all you can see is the light reflecting in his cold dead eyes......

Members:

Reyth - Have you ever been in a strange room with a door that locks from the outside, with walls made of soft rubber? Is there a voice in your ear constantly yapping about nipple twisters and drawing pictures of penises and calling them her Skeleton? When you draw pictures of anything does it look like genitalia? If you answer yes to any of these questions you may have an idea what it’s like to be CreyCrey.
Skully - Now imagine that you’re trapped inside the room with CreyCrey, and you know what it’s like to be Skully! We assume she lets him leave the room to pee sometimes. We also assume this is what all Canadians are like.
Antonio - Antonio is the German GUNSHOW. He melted down all the howitzers left over from WW2 and made his guns. Antonio became the champion gun show contestant in germany, and was invited to the united states to appear in commercials for ex-lax and e-harmony for gays.
Slayer - This queer steer from Texas is on permanent probationary status. As the perma-noob, it is encouraged to razz him as much as possible in many ways. Much like Guy and B, he is old as fuck and generally senile. Despite this, he is still a wild hit with the bovine ladies of the Texas prairies. If you meet him on the battlefield there is little doubt you will be both entertained and brain damaged because of the Megadeth blaring from his 1986 Panasonic boom box full of D batteries playing his mix tapes and copies of tapes he dubbed from buddies... cheapskate. 2017 Update - We hear that Slayer no longer is a fan of metal, but only country western and christian rock.
DDigga - As a reject from the Delta union, DD came to us in shambles. Between traveling around the country weekly for work and juggling big ball sacks at the hottest gay bar in every city he visits, his game time is somewhat limited. Rest assured he is now a rebel without a cause. This Puerto Rican homo has learned the ways of the FOG. At the drop of a hat will wreck any foes army on the battlefield and then mind fuck them in GC with his verbal ninja like insults if they even think about giving one of his fellow FOGgers a dirty look. 2017 Update - DD is still juggling ball sacks.
Hurri - Hurri doesn't want to hear your bullshit. Now you pull your fucking head out of your ass before she does it for you. Quit crying!
AlabamaFagger - He loves him some BBQ, some crimson tide, Chevrolet, and those dimples on your hairy ass.
Linnus - Much like Benton and GuyX, Linnus seems to be defying age to stay alive each and every day to say hello to his gaming friends.

The Fallen:

2Sure - She's the last glimmer of kindness left in the FOG. But we are training her up quick. (Chose to leave FOG to pursue other opportunites - not sure who will keep us in line now!)
TheGuyX - When people stop calling you Seasoned... Experienced... Veteran... That's when you know you're really fucking old. If you hear whispers of "His mind is starting to slip." or "Holy shit ANOTHER box of depends gone?!?!?" That's when you know you are really really fucking old. I am not saying that GuyX is that old, but it really can't be that far off.
Masona - The newest of FOGgers to join the ranks, Masona arose from the bowels of GT X-ray with Bells On. His dedication to the FOG Family helped his OLA score rise quickly to set a new standard for all aspiring FOGgers! Masona has quickly established himself as a fixed member of our Clan!
Doc - The movie Hangover is a censored version of Doc's real life experiences. Dr. Death was his original name and can depict his frequent Big Foot hunting trips, but others might call him Dr. Love for his crazy woman hunting skills. Doc went missing in 2014 after he said the cops were after him. He's either dead or in the clink. We are waiting with baited breath hoping he emerges from the FOG.
Billedout - Nobody really knows anything about this weird son of a bitch.
Kenny - This Vietnamese psychopath started his experience as the prime enemy of FOG, but quickly gained respect due to resiliency. He is currently getting married, and we expect him to become a pussy afterward. Kenny died after being overcome with marriage. You bastards.